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Shaun White's Skateboarding brings out the rad side of Bob's personality, Fred isn't convinced.
Confused? Listen to the Scripted Gamer Pilot episode to meet our reviewers and hear how it all started that fateful day.
Scene: Bob and Fred are sat on a sofa with two PS3 controllers. Bob is wearing "street" clothing.
Bob: So totally welcome to another gnarly edition of Scripted Gamer. Bob couldn't make it today so he sent me Bo-Bizzle to help out.
Fred: Um Bob, are you OK mate? The show's started.
Bob: Bob is not here, dude.
Fred: Not all of him anyway. So... Mr Bizzle is that why are you here instead of Bob?
Bob: Today's game is totally my thing, man!
Fred: Ah Shaun White's Snowboarding
Bob: No whay, dude it's Shaun White Skateboarding.
Fred: Whay.. argh I mean really?
Bob: Yes whay.
Fred: But isn't he famous for Snowboarding?
Bob: Yurruh, but he's totally branching out man and in a really radical way.
Bob: Yeah man like you get to skate around this city but you get to bend the landscape to your will.
Fred: What do you mean?
Bob: You can carve up an alley into a halfpipe and you can grind on invisible rails, and everywhere you go you bring colour and happiness.
Fred: Had you taken anything before playing this game?
Bob: No, trust me it's just that awesome.
Fred: So you'd recommend it then?
Bob: If you like skateboarding games then yeah, and even if you don't... still yeah.
Fred: Oh you're back are you?
Bob: Umm yeah I spose I am, t'was fun being a cool dude though.
Fred: You do realise that by referring tom yourself as a "cool" "dude", you will never be, and have never been, cool or a dude.
Bob: I am too B.O. Bizzle was a well cool name.
Fred: If I changed my name to F to the Rizzle E Dizzle what would your reaction be?
Bob: I'd laugh a lot cos that is a stupid naa......
Fred: And my point is made.
Bob: The game was good though.
Fred: I'm sure it was.
Bob: Glad I didn't show you the tattoo.
Fred: The what?!
Bob: Nothing, never mind.
Fred: You got a Ta....
Bob: Is that, yeah, I think my boardwax just arrived.
Fred: That's snowboarding again Bob.
Bob: Ah no it must be my new trucks then. I'm so going to nail my signature Hang Ten Nosehook Impossible now no more sketchy landings for me. Anyway gotta go.
Bob: We've been the scripted gamers goodnight!
With so many different perspectives it can be hard to know where to start - a little like walking into a crowded pub. Sorry about that.
But so far we've not found a way to streamline our review output - there's basically too much of it. So, rather than dilute things for newcomers we have decided to live with the hubbub while helping new readers find the columnists they will enjoy.
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