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Resident Evil 5 360

Resident Evil 5



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Here is my musical review of Resident Evil 5 on the 360, I've called it 'Don't Shoot Them'.

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Don't Shoot Them Lyrics

You don't scare me Resident Evil 5 even though I'm a girl with light blue eyes,
in the dark playing till morning light, watching blood oozing from zombie eyes

You don't impress me Resident Evil 5 even though your graphics are bona fide
And Chris' arms and Sheva's boobs blow my mind
This is nothing more than shooting zombie hide

It's not their fault don't shoot them, try to hug them and hold them instead
It's not their fault, if you love them they will be your zombie pets

You don't win me over Resident Evil 5 even though playing co-op can be nice
And the AI can hold her own in a fight, I'm still shooting zombies like it's alright

It's not their fault don't shoot them, try to hug them and hold them instead
It's not their fault, you should love them even though you might end up dead

They just need to be loved, they just need a lover's touch, they just need to be loved

Written by Rebecca Mayes

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