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Lara Croft Guardian of Light 360

Lara Croft Guardian of Light



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In Today's Scripted Gamer Fred and Bob discuss a teenie tiny Lara Croft.

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Scene: BOB and FRED are sat on a sofa with two Xbox 360 controllers. Bob is looking puzzled as Fred sits beside him

Fred: You all right there mate you look a tad perplexed

Bob: I am a bit mate, if I'm honest

Fred: And whatís got you so confused

Bob: You know Lara Croft

Fred: The female Indiana Jones?

Bob: Yeah the really fit one off the tomb raider series

Fred: Yes I definitely know of her work

Bob: Well, sheís kinda shrunk

Fred: What

Bob: Sheís shrunk, as in sheís not as big as once she was

Fred: Sheís not as big

Bob: Nope. Itís like someone has put her through the washer at a high temperature and shrunk her

Fred: are you feeling alright? You're talking nonsense

Bob: No look see there she is on the screen but smaller

Fred: well would you look at that so she is

Bob: hello mini Lara

Fred: you know why thought don't you

Bob: Well no, I just heard there was a new tomb raider game, so I downloaded it

Fred: You mean Lara Croft and the guardian of Light

Bob: Thatís the one, so I downloaded it and when I started playing it there she was all small

Fred: Thatís because itís not a normal tomb raider game itís an x-box live arcade game and they have tried out a different system from the usual

Bob: That would make sense, itís pretty fun, you can solve puzzles and take on challenges and throw spears which magically reappear in your hand and you can jump on them and get to high places and you can do it as a multiplayer and....

Fred: so I take it you like it

Bob: Yeah itís well good I quite like Lara lite

Fred: Hee hee little Lara

Bob: thatís a good one how about tiny raider

Fred: Mini croft

Bob: ha we've been the scripted gamers good night

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