Rebecca Mayes' review of Hotel Dusk. Subscribe to this column via
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Column:
Audio Gamer
Format:
DS
Genre:
Adventuring
Written on:
22/01/2009
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Here is my musical review of Hotel Dusk on the DS, I've called it 'The Infuriating and Alluring Case of Mr Kyle Hyde'.
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If I wanted to read a book I'd read a book with slightly better dialogue and plot.
If I wanted to watch a film noir I'd watch a film noir with slightly better cinematography
If I wanted to play a game I'd play a game if you get my meaning.
Having said that I love you Kyle Hyde and your come kiss me eyes
I love you Kyle Hyde and the secrets you hide behind your eyes
Won't you come on down to room 215 where wishes come true
Everyone thinks you're a cynical bastard but I know better
You just need a little tenderness and a soft-knit sweater
Oh I'd wrap you up, I'd wrap you up safe from you memories
No more nightmares darling not with me so take yourself a little less seriously
I love you Kyle Hyde and your come kiss me eyes
I love you Kyle Hyde and the secrets you hide behind your eyes
Won't you come on down to room 215 where wishes come true
Whatever you do keep your mouth shut for five minutes can't you Kyle?
If you give me another game over and I have to listen to your jabber one more time I might just have to shoot you like you shot your partner, how could you?
Kyle Hyde just died. Kyle Hyde just died. I'll get over it.

Written by Rebecca Mayes
Rebecca Mayes writes the Audio Gamer column. "Gaming on any system, be it Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, DS lite or PSP, is a mysterious world to me and I stand on the edge and look into it like Alice at the entrance to wonderland."
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